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    WHYYYY do some grown ass men and women of color wear colored contacts? I’m talking attractive people here, too! These are folks who don’t need this “enhancement,” as they may see it. Apparently those of you who do deem it necessary to change up your color eye/are upset you didn’t get a different gene, but let it da fuqq goooo! It looks tacky as all hell. No, no it is NOT like switching up a hat or your hair, honey. The worst part is none of these MILLIONAIRE celebs pay for the expensive, real-looking kind, like, allegedly, Paris Hilton (ew - gag me for referencing her, but she’s relevant here). Just, no, stop. CEASE this foolery. It’s ratchet to the M-A-X.

    The REIGNING QUEEN of this bullshit: Miss Jennifer Williams!!!! She wakes up every morning and “puts them eyes in.” SMH Bet this chick’s got 20/10 vision, but still makes sure to drive by the gas station on her way home just to pick up these nasty ass faux hazel 2-for-1 contacts.

    Because It’s Hilarious.